– Morocanosu doesn’t make friends or enemies. Morocanosu only makes victims.
– Morocanosu made a Happy Meal cry.
– Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Morocanosu pajamas.
– When Morocanosu pokes you on facebook, you feel it.
– Morocanosu takes care of his guardian angel.
– Some magicans can walk on water, Morocanosu can swim through land.
– Morocanosu destroyed the periodic table, because Morocanosu only recognizes the element of surprise.
– Morocanosu can unscramble eggs.
– Morocanosu doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
– Morocanosu can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
– Morocanosu doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
– There used to be a street named after Morocanosu, but it was changed because nobody crosses Morocanosu and lives.
– Morocanosu played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
– Morocanosu counted to infinity – twice.
– Morocanosu can squeeze apple juice out of a banana.
– They once made a Morocanosu toilet paper, but there was a problem: Morocanosu wouldn’t take shit from anybody.
– Morocanosu died 20 years ago, Death just hasn’t built up the courage to tell him yet.
– Morocanosu doesn’t turn on the shower he looks at it untill it crys.
– You know the saying ‘there is always somebody better than you?’ That somebody is Morocanosu.
– Morocanosu once stared at the sun for hours… the sun then blinked.
– The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Morocanosu.
– Morocanosu can make a 3-sided square.
– Morocanosu was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible. He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn’t make any sense.
– If you spell Morocanosu in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
– Morocanosu once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
– They say that “You can’t cheat Death”, but Morocanosu can beat it fairly.
– Morocanosu hears sign language.
– Morocanosu can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
– Morocanosu out boxed his own shadow.
– Hitler commited suicide after a Morocanosu death stare.
– The dinosaurs once owed Morocanosu money. They never paid him back.
– There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Morocanosu allows to live.
– Rambo, Clint Eastwood, Arnold Schwarzenegger, John McClane, Samuel L. Jackson and James Bond are all just Morocanosu in disquise.
– Leading hand sanitisers claim they can kill 99.9% of germs. Morocanosu can kill 100% of whatever the hell he wants.
– Morocanosu invented double rainbows: he roundhouse kicked a normal one in half.
– Morocanosu can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
– Morocanosu will never have a heart attack. His heart isn’t nearly foolish enough to attack him.
– Morocanosu didn’t say no to drugs. Drugs said no to him.
– Morocanosu does not sleep. He waits.
– Morocanosu can shoot a person 28 times with an unloaded gun.
– Morocanosu put out a forest fire. using only gasoline.
– Morocanosu can see the far side of the Moon… from Earth.
– Morocanosu and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
– Morocanosu’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
– When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Morocanosu.
– In 1945 Morocanosu drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
– Bloody Mary is afraid to say Morocanosu three times.
– Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel. Only Morocanosu can go up Niagra Falls in a cardboard box.